averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

(Source: slayboybunny, via squidwards-feels)

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

basedmadoka:

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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(via squidwards-feels)